{"id":118,"date":"2014-06-25T15:17:33","date_gmt":"2014-06-25T15:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.relatosxxx.net\/?p=118"},"modified":"2014-06-25T15:17:33","modified_gmt":"2014-06-25T15:17:33","slug":"dios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.relatosxxx.net\/dios\/","title":{"rendered":"Dios&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo le hab\u00eda contado de aquella vez primera que hab\u00eda sentido ese l\u00edquido caliente y pegajoso en mis manos. Uno se queda desconcertado porque de repente un d\u00eda ocurre as\u00ed, y hac\u00eda tanto que uno ven\u00eda practicando ese arte que no sabe qu\u00e9 ha pasado que as\u00ed como as\u00ed se produce una ruptura&#8230;<br \/>\nTe entiendo, me dijo, te recontra entiendo con lo de tu masturbaci\u00f3n. Somos de la misma \u00e9poca. No se hablaba de eso, \u00bftas mal?&#8230; Qu\u00e9 impresi\u00f3n debe de haber sido&#8230; Me pas\u00f3 casi as\u00ed a m\u00ed con la menstruaci\u00f3n. Pens\u00e9 que me hab\u00eda lastimado, que me iba a morir&#8230; Me asust\u00e9 cuando vi un hilo de sangre bajar por mis piernas. Me puse a gritar. Mam\u00e1 entr\u00f3 al ba\u00f1o y me dijo: \u00ab\u00a1Callate pamentera!, no es nada, te desarrollaste, ahora sos mujer\u00bb&#8230;, \u00bfy antes qu\u00e9 carajo era entonces?&#8230;<br \/>\nCon lo de la masturbaci\u00f3n&#8230;, un d\u00eda entra al ba\u00f1o y me ve justito toc\u00e1ndome y mir\u00e1ndome&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a1Nooooooo!&#8230;, \u00bfqu\u00e9 est\u00e1s haciendo chancha?&#8230;, \u00a1eso no se hace! \u00a1Suciaaaaaa! \u00a1No hay que tocarse! \u00a1Dios te est\u00e1 mirando!\u00bb&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00a1Imaginate, otra que culpa!&#8230;, ahora lo pienso y me muero de risa. \u00a1Si Dios me hubiera estado mirando se habr\u00eda hecho terrible paja!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo le hab\u00eda contado de aquella vez primera que hab\u00eda sentido ese l\u00edquido caliente y pegajoso en mis manos. Uno se queda desconcertado porque de repente un d\u00eda ocurre as\u00ed, y hac\u00eda tanto que uno ven\u00eda practicando ese arte que no sabe qu\u00e9 ha pasado que as\u00ed como as\u00ed se produce una ruptura&#8230; Te entiendo, me dijo, te recontra entiendo con lo de tu masturbaci\u00f3n. Somos de la misma \u00e9poca. No se hablaba de eso, \u00bftas mal?&#8230; Qu\u00e9 impresi\u00f3n debe de haber sido&#8230; Me pas\u00f3 casi as\u00ed a m\u00ed con la menstruaci\u00f3n. Pens\u00e9 que me hab\u00eda lastimado, que me iba <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Dios... - Relatosxxx.net<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Yo le hab\u00eda contado de aquella vez primera que hab\u00eda sentido ese l\u00edquido caliente y pegajoso en mis manos. 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